Типичные ошибки
La Boca night; brunch 08:00; no parrilla reserve Sunday; single paper SUBE.
Частые промахи
- La Boca after dark — taxi zone robbery story real; day only Caminito.
- SUBE single ticket — waste money buy card airport.
- Brunch 08:00 Palermo — closed kitchen sleep till 10:00.
- Don Julio no reservation — 90 min queue hangry.
- Colonia + Iguazu same trip — geography fantasy separate flights.
- Phone Obelisco selfie — snatch moto pass corner grip tight.
- Siesta 14:00 kitchen close — lunch 13:00 or wait 19:00 starving.
- Show tango only — miss milonga local cheaper authentic.
- Jan walk midday — heatstroke 35°C; pool siesta.
- Microcentro hotel weekend — dead no restaurant open walk 20 min.